I’d like you to meet Darlene Fleischermacher…
The Psycho, Cross-Eyed, Grocery Scooter Riding, Fat Lady from Dead Rising 3.
“I see the way you look at me! But you know what? I’m tired of low carbs. I’m tired of celery! I’M HUNGRY!”
Due to her clinical obesity, Darlene is confined to a mobility scooter, but her large body mass and her obsessive mania with food make Darlene a potentially lethal threat.
She isn’t too happy when you first walk into her restaurant. In her eyes, there isn’t enough food to go around in a zombie apocalypse.
A former competitive eater, Darlene has profound feelings of entitlement and martyrdom.
She is provoked by the fact that she cannot eat everything. However, she will show you how much she CAN eat by scarfing down entire burgers with one bite. And then puking on you… yum!
One man even dared to “steal” some of her food. She responded by driving over to him and stabbing him to death with a giant spork. What a nice lady!
Her main attacks are:
- Area Puke
- Scooter Ram
- Spork Throw
- Spork Joust
You fight her in a buffet and after an above reasonable amount of damage, she eventually dies from indigestion and choking on her own puke!
This isn’t the only weird boss fight you’ll find in Dead Rising 3 either.
Introducing Dylan Fuentes
The shirtless-gimp cowboy with an interestingly shaped flamethrower.
The flamethrower not only shoots flames but also explosive projectiles.
Plus, he wants you to lick a lollipop and dance for him…
This guy is just plain weird. It seems a zombie apocalypse sure does bring out the strange ones.
Finally, Kenny Dermot
Apparently, he’s been training in his Mom’s basement for years to be better than Nick Ramos.
Not only that, but he wants to change his name to “Kick.” Which sounds an awful lot like Nick…
He’s a nerd that should’ve gone out for a little more fresh air.